{"id":31023,"date":"2020-03-06T08:20:35","date_gmt":"2020-03-06T06:20:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cikave.ko.net.ua\/?p=31023"},"modified":"2020-03-06T09:36:21","modified_gmt":"2020-03-06T07:36:21","slug":"anekdot-dnya-1396","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cikave.ko.net.ua\/?p=31023","title":{"rendered":"\u0410\u043d\u0435\u043a\u0434\u043e\u0442 \u0434\u043d\u044f"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-29887 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/cikave.ko.net.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/smiley_PNG43-4.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cikave.ko.net.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/smiley_PNG43-4.png 300w, https:\/\/cikave.ko.net.ua\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/smiley_PNG43-4-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>\u041c\u0430\u0440\u0456\u044f \u0406\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0456\u0432\u043d\u0430 \u0434\u043e\u0432\u0433\u043e \u0440\u043e\u0437\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0443\u0454 \u043d\u0430 \u0443\u0440\u043e\u0446\u0456 \u043f\u0440\u043e \u043c\u0435\u0442\u0443 \u0436\u0438\u0442\u0442\u044f \u0456 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0435\u043d\u043d\u044f \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0438\u043d\u0438 \u0430 \u043f\u0430\u043a \u0437\u0432\u0456\u0434\u0430\u0454:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u0414\u0456\u0442\u0438, \u0449\u043e \u0431 \u0432\u0438 \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0456\u043b\u0438, \u0449\u043e\u0431 \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0438 \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b\u0438 \u043f\u0440\u043e \u0432\u0430\u0441 \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u0430\u0448\u0438\u0445 \u043f\u043e\u0445\u043e\u0440\u043e\u043d\u0430\u0445?<\/p>\n<p>\u042e\u0440\u0447\u0438\u043a:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u042f \u0431 \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0456\u0432, \u0449\u043e\u0431 \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0438 \u0443\u043f\u043e\u0432\u0456\u043b\u0438 \u043e\u0436 \u044f \u0431\u0443\u0432 \u0432\u0456\u0434\u043c\u0456\u043d\u043d\u0438\u043c \u0434\u043e\u0445\u0442\u043e\u0440\u043e\u043c \u0456 \u0441\u043f\u0430\u0441 \u0431\u0430\u0433\u0430\u0442\u044c\u043e\u0445 \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0435\u0439.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u041c\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0434\u0435\u0446\u044c, \u042e\u0440\u0447\u0438\u043a\u0443, \u0430 \u0442\u0438 \u041c\u0430\u0440\u0456\u0439\u043a\u043e?<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u042f \u0431\u0438 \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0456\u043b\u0432, \u043e\u0431\u0438 \u043e\u043d\u0438 \u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b\u0438 \u043e\u0436 \u044f \u0431\u0443\u043b\u0430 \u0444\u0430\u0439\u043d\u043e\u044e \u0436\u043e\u043d\u043e\u044e, \u043c\u0430\u0442\u0456\u0440\u2019\u044e \u0456 \u0431\u0430\u0431\u043a\u043e\u044e, \u0456 \u043e\u0436 \u043c\u0435\u043d\u0435 \u043b\u044e\u0431\u0438\u043b\u0438!<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u041c\u043e\u043b\u043e\u0434\u0435\u0446\u044c, \u041c\u0430\u0440\u0456\u0439\u043a\u043e. \u041d\u043e \u0430 \u0442\u0438, \u041b\u043e\u0446\u0456\u043a\u043e, \u0442\u0438 \u0449\u043e \u0431 \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0456\u0432 \u043f\u043e\u0447\u0443\u0442\u0438 \u043d\u0430 \u0441\u0432\u043e\u0457\u0445 \u043f\u043e\u0445\u043e\u0440\u043e\u043d\u0430\u0445?<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u041f\u043e\u0437\u0435\u0440\u0430\u0439\u0442\u0435, \u0443\u043d \u0441\u044f \u0448\u0435\u0432\u0435\u043b\u0438\u0442\u044c!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u041c\u0430\u0440\u0456\u044f \u0406\u0432\u0430\u043d\u0456\u0432\u043d\u0430 \u0434\u043e\u0432\u0433\u043e \u0440\u043e\u0437\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0443\u0454 \u043d\u0430 \u0443\u0440\u043e\u0446\u0456 \u043f\u0440\u043e \u043c\u0435\u0442\u0443 \u0436\u0438\u0442\u0442\u044f \u0456 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0435\u043d\u043d\u044f \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0438\u043d\u0438 \u0430 \u043f\u0430\u043a \u0437\u0432\u0456\u0434\u0430\u0454: \u2013 \u0414\u0456\u0442\u0438, \u0449\u043e \u0431 \u0432\u0438 \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0456\u043b\u0438, \u0449\u043e\u0431 \u043b\u044e\u0434\u0438 \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b\u0438 \u043f\u0440\u043e \u0432\u0430\u0441 \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u0430\u0448\u0438\u0445 \u043f\u043e\u0445\u043e\u0440\u043e\u043d\u0430\u0445? 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